The kind of behaviour I'm referring to includes:
> People who ring YOU up, and then assume the tone of someone who is being inconvenienced by the conversation that they initiated. I have numerous friends who do this.
> People who think that your automated message is actually talking to them (this is a staple mishap for the elderly).
> People who ring me up between 9am and 5pm Monday to Friday and ask me 'What a gwan', despite knowing full well that I am in full-time employment.
> People who utilise their ringtone as a backing track over which to perform turgid raps.
> People who hold their phones at unorthodox angles when talking into them.
> People that employ any kind of headgear as part of their personal phone experience.
> People that have a phone that requires you to jab at it with a tiny stick.
> People that pretend that their phone is a pint of Carling.
"People who utilise their ringtone as a backing track over which to perform turgid raps."
ReplyDeleteDon't pretend you never do this. Don't you remember the Ubernators? LOL.
We pumped our backing track through phat speakers. You know this.
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