The kind of behaviour I'm referring to includes:
> People who ring YOU up, and then assume the tone of someone who is being inconvenienced by the conversation that they initiated. I have numerous friends who do this.
> People who think that your automated message is actually talking to them (this is a staple mishap for the elderly).
> People who ring me up between 9am and 5pm Monday to Friday and ask me 'What a gwan', despite knowing full well that I am in full-time employment.
> People who utilise their ringtone as a backing track over which to perform turgid raps.
> People who hold their phones at unorthodox angles when talking into them.
> People that employ any kind of headgear as part of their personal phone experience.
> People that have a phone that requires you to jab at it with a tiny stick.
> People that pretend that their phone is a pint of Carling.
