"i want a blowjob from coleen nolan"
According to Analytics, some joker Googled this obscure sexual request and ended up on givingitbigballs. You're in a bad place when you enter into a dialogue with an online search engine in order to obtain a celebrity blowjob. Not only does it suggest that our sexy surfer has a tenuous grasp on reality (Coleen Nolan blowjobs don't just grow on trees mate), but it also demonstrates a complete ignorance of how Google works. 'Ask Jeeves' is this way pal.
This chap would do himself a lot of favours if he assumed a less wimpy tone when making his blowjob enquiries. At the moment his plea is so defeated and listless, he can't even be bothered to press Caps Lock on his keyboard.
"i want a blowjob from coleen nolan"
Sorry bossman, you're never going to get a blowjob like that. Only assertive go-getters get the kind kind of celebrity sex action that you're looking for. Where's your sense of entitlement? Where's your indignant sexual desire? If you're reading mate, next time you turn to an internet search engine (preferably Ask Jeeves) to facilitate your ill-advised quest for blowjobs, be proud and unafraid. Seize your keyboard and bellow:
"WHEN AM I GETTING MY COLEEN NOLAN BLOWJOB!?"
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