We pick up where we left off. Derek Acorah out on the town, knee deep in gash. His relentless pursuit of casual sex seems to know no bounds. These two aren't even Acorah fans, he found them in the smoking area outside the Rochdale Wetherspoons. He convinced them to come and sit with us and ordered them several rounds double Gin and Tonics. All the while he was malevolently sipping his iced water. What a pro.
In the last entry on the tour diary I mentioned an
unsavoury incident that took place at a leisure centre on the outskirts of Walsall. Well, despite my best efforts the incident has made it to court. After the amount of allegations Derek has had to fend off, court is almost like a second home. Here he is chilling with one of his more unhinged supporters. Unfortunately I'm also facing charges, apparently incinerating pair of soiled Speedos, then paying off a pool attendant/witness constitutes 'perverting the course of justice' these days.
Here's Derek giving it the 'Big W'. Ever since he saw the OTT camp fella from
Will and Grace do it, he's hasn't looked back. In my opinion the joke is starting to wear a bit thin. This particular 'Big W' was Derek's response to me asking him whether 'he would like something to drink'. I'm not sure he even knows what the 'Big W' actually means.
Here is Derek moments before he realises he has inadvertently agreed to perform at a BNP psychic convention. Apparently this band of racist mediums mistook Derek's renowned eurosceptic leanings and belief in the imposition of a 22% flat tax rate as indicative of race hate. Derek is many things but racist and ageist he is not. His spirit guide/best mate Sam is a
2000 year old Ethiopian for fuck's sake.
Being the pro that he is Derek powered through. Although he felt uncomfortable performing to a room full of racist psychics, there was a free buffet and £500 cash in hand on the table. The show was essentially hitch free, although an elderly bigot called 'Bob' attempted to incite a race war within the spirit world. He tried to claim that his spirit guide was Heinrich Himmler. According to Derek, Sam gave Himmler slaps.
Derek having one of his 'erotic moments' at a cocktail party in Dover. The party was hosted by the Kent cell of his UK fan club. As you can imagine Derek gets a lot of female attention at these events, and rarely goes home empty handed. I wish I could say that Derek was 'empty handed' when this picture was taken.
We pick up where we left off. Derek Acorah out on the town, knee deep in gash. His relentless pursuit of casual sex seems to know no bounds. These two aren't even Acorah fans, he found them in the smoking area outside the Rochdale Wetherspoons. He convinced them to come and sit with us and ordered them several rounds double Gin and Tonics. All the while he was malevolently sipping his iced water. What a pro.
In the last entry on the tour diary I mentioned an unsavoury incident that took place at a leisure centre on the outskirts of Walsall. Well, despite my best efforts the incident has made it to court. After the amount of allegations Derek has had to fend off, court is almost like a second home. Here he is chilling with one of his more unhinged supporters. Unfortunately I'm also facing charges, apparently incinerating pair of soiled Speedos, then paying off a pool attendant/witness constitutes 'perverting the course of justice' these days.
Here's Derek giving it the 'Big W'. Ever since he saw the OTT camp fella from Will and Grace do it, he's hasn't looked back. In my opinion the joke is starting to wear a bit thin. This particular 'Big W' was Derek's response to me asking him whether 'he would like something to drink'. I'm not sure he even knows what the 'Big W' actually means.
Here is Derek moments before he realises he has inadvertently agreed to perform at a BNP psychic convention. Apparently this band of racist mediums mistook Derek's renowned eurosceptic leanings and belief in the imposition of a 22% flat tax rate as indicative of race hate. Derek is many things but racist and ageist he is not. His spirit guide/best mate Sam is a 2000 year old Ethiopian for fuck's sake. 
Being the pro that he is Derek powered through. Although he felt uncomfortable performing to a room full of racist psychics, there was a free buffet and £500 cash in hand on the table. The show was essentially hitch free, although an elderly bigot called 'Bob' attempted to incite a race war within the spirit world. He tried to claim that his spirit guide was Heinrich Himmler. According to Derek, Sam gave Himmler slaps.
Derek having one of his 'erotic moments' at a cocktail party in Dover. The party was hosted by the Kent cell of his UK fan club. As you can imagine Derek gets a lot of female attention at these events, and rarely goes home empty handed. I wish I could say that Derek was 'empty handed' when this picture was taken.
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