Man dem shower

An England fan has already been shot in the build up to Kazakhstan/England game this Saturday. Thanks Sacha Baron Cohen, this is what happens when you make a funny film portraying a nation as a hotbed of simple, incestuous rapists. Also, while we're on the topic, thanks for provoking the introduction of 'mankini' into the lexicon of contemporary popular culture. I can't think of a more intrinsically annoying word, it has the same effect on me as when people say 'chav'. It's the sort of word that makes Adrian Chiles lips curl into a shit eating, 'down with the kids' grin when he manages to self-consciously fit it into some smarmy utterance.

Apparently, the England fan in question was shot in the leg after refusing to stop singing, despite being asked to stop by a local punter. Was that 4th consecutive rendition of 'Is this the way to Amarillo' really worth it mate?

'Sha la la la la la BANG!'

I hope it was one of those bellends in the brass band who got taken out. Anyone who brings a Tuba to a football game is a cunt. That's just physics. Maybe he was wearing a lime, green mankini while he got shot. I bet he felt like a right tool in A+E, which in Kazakhstan probably consists of a toothless cretin holding a bucket of TCP. And a rusty saw.