Ashton Kuntcher

2day the world lost a little piece of sunshine. My deepest condolences go out 2 Brittany’s family, her husband, & her amazing mother Sharon.
12:00 PM Dec 20th from Brizzly

see you on the other side kid.
12:03 PM Dec 20th from Brizzly

If I died tomorrow, then I would be truly honoured if my death provoked the calibre of Tweets that Brittany Murphy's passing did. Ashton Kuntcher's Twittered eulogy, both eloquent and profound, perfectly articulated the tragedy that accompanies the premature death of a loved one.

Because I don't trust any of you mongs to match Ashton's sterling work, I've prepared my own Tweeted Eulogy which I expect you all to use. Just cut and paste, then get your grieve on.

"OMG. I CNT BLVE HES GON! HRE 2DAY GON 2MRW. ITS SO TRU DAT DA GD ONES DIE YNG. VRY SAD! OH WELL AT LEAST HE DIED IN HIS SLEEP. LOL. NEWAY WHAT R PEOPLE SAYING 2NIGHT? IM GOING NANDOS. YUM!"

I have a £50 tab at the Catford Nando's, which is to be enjoyed by my loved ones in the event of my death. Have a wing on me!