I had go to work in Cockfosters today, and as a result Enfield is now my least favourite London borough. I don't know if Enfield the place is on a downward trajectory to crapsville like its namesake Harry Enfield, or whether it has just always been a shithouse.
In my hungover state I stumbled through the desolate suburbs of Cockfosters and Oakwood, privately lambasting TFL for the lack of underground services in South-East London. Surely we are more deserving than the cunt cakes of Enfield? An uncharacteristic feeling of local pride grew within me as I surveyed the empty carriages. The whole situation stank (not unlike Harry Enfield's recent output LOL).
FYI: According to Google analytics, a significant proportion of the visitors on this website are people who have googled Party Girls TV. As you may know this channel was once the subject of a post:
http://givingitbigballs.blogspot.com/2009/02/smile-tv-shoddiest-channel-on-freeview.html
After this fine piece of work, I have high hopes that the hit count for this page will go through the roof as a result of some wayward 'Cock' traffic.
